Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
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he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
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We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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