Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
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No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
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Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
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