writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
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That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
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I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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