i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
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