i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
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now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
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We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
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