I never want to see another naked old woman again.
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
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Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
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THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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