Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
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You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
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At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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