She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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