hotel room ftw
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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