Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
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Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
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One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
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