ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
I think people are normalizing furries
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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