Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
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