I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
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