Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
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