Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i'm 85% sure that if you don't visit me i will do something awkward and potentially dangerous to you in your sleep involving chocolate milk and a sham-wow.
Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
Princesses don't give blow jobs
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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