yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
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Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
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i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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