Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
So many bounce houses so little time
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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