Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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