Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
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When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
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it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
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