you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
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