I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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