I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
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