Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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