theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
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They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
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I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
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