Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
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Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
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Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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