I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
NoShamevember. You game?
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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