I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
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He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
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That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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