You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
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