Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
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the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
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The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
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