It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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