dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
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Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
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how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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