I just came so hard I farted. Twice. Thank God I'm alone.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
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halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
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He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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