He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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