I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
