New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
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He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
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I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
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