I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
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Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
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I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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