You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Is it penis luge time yet?
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
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