oh god the rape fog is back!
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
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When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
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I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
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