You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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