I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
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