He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
The struggles of a small town man whore
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
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