I hate all girls vehemently.
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
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