their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
You've picked up chicks by quoting metal bands
When they're drunk they believe it's Shakespeare...enjoy the simple things
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
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