The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
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BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
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i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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