ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
Apparently this establishment won't let you rent a sailboat if you have been drinking rum all morning
Like, bro, how do you think I got the idea to go sailing
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
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