return my video game
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
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The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
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There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
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