i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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