garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
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