Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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