ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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