i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
You are the jesus of drinking
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