Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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