Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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