omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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