normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
Randomize
