i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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