So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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