He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
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So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
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I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
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